Four militants, one policeman killed in N. Afghan checkpoint attack

“Whatever he was trying to do, he wasn’t successful in doing that,” said Sgt. Jason Halifax. “He slipped, or didn’t make the jump, or didn’t clear the jump and landed on the tracks where the train ran him over.”Among the hundreds of child porn images in his possession, investigators found some Ettlinger made himself. It was in the form of a video he’d made of a sleeping 12-year-old girl. In it, Ettlinger pulls back the underwear of the sleeping girl, exposing her genitals to the camera. Ettlinger told police the girl was the daughter of a friend and that he often babysat her. The girls’ parents confirmed the video was of their daughter and was shot in her room.

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Sinopec mandates six banks to advise on unit revamp ahead of IPO

Police were called to Villa’s apartment by her ex-husband Wednesday night. He told them he was driving himself to the hospital after being stabbed by Villa multiple times. When officers forced their way into the apartment, they found Villa suffering from self-inflicted stab wounds and holding a knife to her chest.Enfield, Connecticut – An Enfield High School teacher has found himself in a bit of hot water disciplining a female student. Francis Hajosy, 54, has been charged with with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace after it has been alleged he spanked a student inside his classroom. Court records state that on June 9 a female student entered Hajosy’s classroom even though she was not part of his class. After she sat down and placed her feet on a desk, Hajosy walked up behind her and said “You know, you’re not too big for me to put over my knee and spank.” She then took spray glue and sprayed it into the air even after Hajosy asked for her to stop. Fed up with her disobedience, Hajosy lifted her feet off the desk and spanked her twice. When she protested, he spanked ‘dat ass two more times. Hajosy, whose kickass hair reminds me of a cross between Boo Radley and one of the villains in DIE HARD, has been suspended with pay until the investigation is completed. Superior Court judge Richard Dyer issued a protective order, but he allowed them to be in the same building as long as he works for the high school. I’m a bit conflicted with the story as some of it makes me want to masturbate. But without knowing the age of the girl, what she looks like and what she was wearing…well, I just don’t have enough details to follow through with it.

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"Happiest 5K" to return to China in 2017

About 3.5 hours later, Sweetwater High School basketball coach Al Hunt was driving by and saw what he thought was a guardrail about 5-feet from the yellow line. Turns out it wasn’t a guardrail at all.We’ll be way busy next week, posting stuff about women beating their men with fry cookers, and men beating their women with turkeys, and no doubt somebody will shove something – or someone – into an oven.? So in honor of this festive occasion, we have compiled one of our Awesome D’D Top Five Lists:? The Top Five Stories About Ovens… and the victims people put in them.? Or on them.? You’re welcome, internet!

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UNAMID says Darfur conflict cannot be resolved via military action

Now, I’ll admit to a fair amount of confusion, and possibly a modicum of blame for creating some. However, it’s Friday, a slow day in the news, and this story makes absolutely no sense no matter how many times I read it. You’ve been warned.Numerous motorists witnessed the gruesome sight and called 911, while one followed him home. Sarrafizadeh, a Radiologist at the Dole VA hospital, was arrested and charged with leaving the scene of a fatal accident and was released after paying bond.

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U.S. embassy in Turkey denies accusation of backing terrorist groups

While she was presumably tending to his baby bump, he reportedly grabbed her hand, asked for her digits and suggested the two have lunch together. The woman told police she declined his most gracious offer. No word on whether she snortgiggled first.Georgetown, SC — Chance Godwin Adams, 24, is facing multiple charges after police say he threatened his mother with a shotgun and used a charcoal grill to burn a kitten to death last Saturday. […]

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